The Blessed Children

The guy who thought up Kids Eat Free Tuesday should be shot.  I had to work the last Tuesday, and it totally reminded me why I usually don't work it.  I don't know if this is exclusive to Tooelle, or its the same at all Dennys and other places that do a similar promotion, but free things tend to make people cheaper rather than more generous.  We've all taken to calling Kids Eat Free "two dollar tuesdays" cause you'll get these big ass families coming in, and they only have to pay for adult entrees and drinks, but they leave a hideous mess and two, three bucks.  A lot of the time I just look at these horrible tables and wonder if they eat like that at home.  Are they all like 'Eh, I don't want the rest of this cheeseburger. I'll just throw it on the kitchen floor.'  Most of the time I think so.  Nearly all these families should have drop cloths to eat, I shit you not.  If my messy ass family left a big mess, like food all over the floor, a nasty table covered in every condiment known to man plus some, then I'd make sure the server would get a good tip.  I mean, its not like we get busers to clean off our tables for us.  I have to pick up every mess my tables make, and it gets pretty nasty.

So unless you really eat like total slobs, either at home or out to eat, for gods sake make sure the poor sap who cleans up after you gets compensated for it!